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So I was looking out the window man and I see all this snow and it’s so white and pretty and soft and I’m like wondering man what would happen if that was coke

And I look up in to the sky and I see like a sled but it doesn’t really look like a slide it’s like a big razor blade on a mirror

Oh shit wait nah son that’s fuckin’ Santa

He’s on my roof he’s coming down the fire escape

Holy fuckin’ shit the motherfucker brought a shitload of fucking blow

I start to itch

I need a hit

I feel like shit

Then Santa Brought Me Coke

White as snow

Right up my nose

Ho Ho Ho

Then Santa Brought Me Coke

Mountains of blow

Whiter than snow

My heart will explode

Boom

Call up my hoes

So we can get blow

And party like animals in the snow

Santa Brought Me Coke, Brought Me Coke

Santa Brought Me Coke, Brought Me Coke

I start to itch

I need a hit

I feel like shit

Then Santa Brought Me Coke

White as snow

Right up my nose

Ho Ho Ho

Then Santa Brought Me Coke

Mountains of blow

Whiter than snow

My heart will explode

Boom

Call up my hoes

So we can get blow

And party like animals in the snow

Put a bump right on my nuts

So the reindeer can sniff it up

Put a bump right on my nuts

So the reindeer can sniff it up

Sniff

Sniff

Sniff, Sniff, Sniff

Sniff