Tall Tales Lyrics


Gather round this flask of rum

draw close, mates, there are more to come

Let’s fill our cups with some good cheer

to our friends of yesteryear

Five, four, three, two, one – like this

Let the devil take what’s his

From the shore we see it well:

The Santiago’s gone to hell

This enterprise is just insane –

Antonio out and back to Spain

No one here loves Concepción

So burn that witch and let’s move on

Frail Trinidad had the weakest heart

She drank, she strayed and was torn apart

That leaves just you, Victoria,

Who pressed on like a warrior

A bellyful of exotica

To fill up our emporia

Six captains and a lucky star –

You made it ‘round, Victoria

Here today and gone tomorrow

This sip’s to life and not to sorrow

Life aboard is life in hell

Now hear the tales these devils tell

One and one and one are three:

Mutiny loves company

Drawn and quartered and impaled:

This Easter insurrection failed

Fifteen hundred darts and spears

Whisper: “You’re not welcome here!”

His bleeding face in the shallow brine

Accents a captain’s steep decline

Here today and gone tomorrow

This sip’s to life and not to sorrow

Life aboard is life in hell

Now hear the tales these devils tell

Some rum, some grog, some beer, some wine

The tallest tales are spiced with brine

A sober head’s a virtuous thing

But to-night our spirits sing

Rum und Schnaps und Bier und Wein

– so komm, Herr Bruder, schenk uns ein

Wein und Rum und Schnaps und Bier

– wir leben jetzt und leben hier

Bier und Wein und Rum und Schnaps

– so fern der Stürme um die Kaps

Schnaps und Bier und Wein und Rum

– heut dreht die Welt sich andersrum

One, two, three, four, bottoms up!

A dozen stories fill each cup

Five, six, seven, down the hatch!

Hear my accounts, will your tales match?

A driven man opts for the crown

That sends him out, not: ties him down

Wrap your present, bow and string

Hand a planet to your king

Tweak the numbers and profess

Your calculations show success

Are you early? Are you late?

Lose a day and miss your date

Here today and gone tomorrow

This sip’s to life and not to sorrow

The worlds we’ve seen spawn dream and song

So heed these tales and reyse along

More rum, more grog, more beer, more wine

None yields stories like the brine

The waxing tales of a waning crew

Of what is or what could be true