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Stop your grinninʼ and drop your linen

Iʼve nicked your knickers

And Iʼm cumming in them

Fucked up fuck, high on speed

Oozing spoof and grinding teeth

Snow dropping rancid wad

Jizzmopper... Blow my load

I found your undies draw

The guests will be delighted

Thereʼs a party in your pants

And everyoneʼs invited

Pillaging your drawers

Draining my sack

I like starching bloomers

Whack and ʻjac then put ʻem back...

Yes, Iʼm sexy in your laundry

Raging fats, from gussets to brim

Filled with biological seed...

The thought of your unmentionables

Wrapped around my genitals

Armed with my Viagra pills

I will make my booty-call

Fuck Iʼm randy, undergarments are handy

To catch my man-glue (pump, pump, pump)

This is the best party Iʼve been to!

Iʼm such a loner Iʼm there only one here...

Snowdropper, you dirty cunt