He's just an Average Joe He's got a life without a colour and a taste A xerox wardrobe Inside his fridge he smashes All the standard kind of waste Alright, alright He keeps on going every day and night No fun, no fun Nobody cares about the lonely one Alight, alright There has to be a way to see the light Come on, come on He's gotta move before he's dead and gone! Hairdryer's on, barefoot He should be careful but nobody ever told him One shot, a flash of blue 220 volts now speeding all inside his brain! Alright, alright He finally found a way to see the light Drop down, drop down s-s-s shaking as he hits the ground Oh my! Oh my! The body's dead but the power's alive Right on, right on A nerd has gone, a superhero's born! He masters electricity His gleaming touch could bring New life to what is now dead But in the end he's still a flop He points the finger just to make The cheddar corn pop! No way, no way He got a chance but he threw it away No hope, no hope What a motherfuckin' helpless dope Fuck off, fuck off He ain't nothing but a waste of time Goodbye, goodbye Nobody cares if you live or die No way, no way! No hope, no hope! Fuck off, fuck off! Goodbye, goodbye!