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I've seen it on TV, weird people standing in the line

Fluffed-up, made up,, brainducks all waiting for their time

Only thing that's missing there is decency, but don't you worry

It's not included in the dress love...

Bridge:

No blood and sweat but instant glory honey

Be sure to get all eyes on you, you, you

5 minutes there can really make your day

5 minutes there could make your problems go away

Chorus:

Dear useless people, welcome to the dinner for retards

You'll be seated next to someone worse than you

They will be pleased as you're making fun a price

So let them make your life better... for a price

You hold the key to self improvement inside your hand

Try hard, fall down, get up... ain't easy being a man

You're on your knees, why don't you look up?

Smile at the ants and think you're bigger

Bridge:

No blood and guts but instant glory, buddy

Be sure to get all eyes on you, you, you

5 minutes there can really make your day

5 minutes there could make your problems go away

Chorus

Well, I see you on the screen - I know your little sin

You're really tragic to my eyes...

Solo (Severi/Millaroni/Severi/Millaroni/Both)

Chorus