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White lightning cracks the sky

The coming of Thunderer

Frost Giants run and hide

Fearing the kiss of Mjölnir

The rolling wheels

Churn as he rides, Valhalla

The halls of steal

Filled with the mead of the gods

Not a god can match his thirst

Odinson the party beast

Draining cask after cask

Of the highly potent mead

It turned Gilgamesh immortal

It put Van Winkle to his sleep

Thor's draining horn full after horn full

Annihilate sobriety

Now the party starts

Stripper Valkyries

Inviting all the Gods

To the ceremonies

Thor grabbed Palés ass

He out drank Poseidon

He made out with Isis

And stole the belt of Orion

The shikomé bear witness

Next to Hades and hell

As one by one

Each pantheon passes out

Under their drunken spell

"Now's your time!" declares Yakira

We will conquer the mortals

Earth has come undone

The demons open their portals

Not a god can match his thirst

Odinson the party beast

Draining cask after cask

Of the highly potent mead

It turned Gilgamesh immortal

It put Van Winkle to his sleep

Thor's draining horn full after horn full

Annihilate sobriety

Hell's riding to Earth

Only Thor still stands

Wasted on Baccaus' wineskin

The last line of defense

Now Apophis has fallen

Satan has surrendered

As the demons recede back to hell

The Gods wake up, hungover, haggard

Each pantheon descends

Thor is left in battles wake

Unbeknownst how the battle were spent

Thor is left with punishment

"You wasted miscreant"

"You drunk little pup"

"You have made a mess of this world"

"Now clean this shit up!"