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We’ve sailed upon the strangest, wildest lands

But the war for sodium is finally over

Now we ain't got a penny left

We pirate up and sail away! Yeah!

There be no fortune on the land

The only true victory is sailin' on a boat

So we bought seven parrots and a keg

We pirate up and sail away! Yeah!

In a sea of beer

In a sea of beer

Drunken kraken's passed out beyond any doubt

Blows your mind away

We're the crew of Drunken Mates

We will rise from the bottom of the sea

And fall again

So it came to be the youngest lad aboard

Grabbed the chest of sodium, and held it up high

For all to see, for all to contemplate

Then our mighty Pabst ship hits a drunken kraken

A drunken kraken passed-out beyond any doubt

Hit the ship and shook the chest now hold it tight, don’t drop the rest

It came to be the salt was thrown overboard

Youngest lad said “Shank me not, we’ll find it on the shore”

Ever since that day

The sea is salty

We lost our treasure

But we still have our beer

And as we drank it passed out beyond any doubt

We realised that our treasure was sailing away

That day was lost for memory

We didn't even care if beer was salty

(Bridge)

We're the crew of Drunken Mates

We will rise from the bottom of the sea

And fall again