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Thy Vinter Come 3x

Vinter is finally here. Wait where is your leather? Did you watch the news? Did you see the weather? It's fucking Vinter!

*Cries* (It's fucking cold. I don't have money for an heater or any other accessories of that sort. I don't have money. I don't even like money. Fuck.)

Icicles give you splinters. Balls made of snow. Resemble the candy for my nose. Our nipples cold as steel. Werewolves bite your ass & you squeal.

Frezzing like a freezer. THY VINTER COME.

Gotta get a freezer. THY VINTER COME.

*CRIES* (Well, I got a heater now. I don't wanna tell you how I got the money for it. Anyways, It's pretty hot now. Shit, It's Summer now.)