The Return of King Cocksmoker Lyrics


*Dominatrix:

My incantation is complete

My powers are limitless

I summon you to vanquish my enemy

I need you, I need an evil like yours

*Cocksmoker (spoken):

Well, you got me, girl!

Let's kill that scaly piece of shit dragon, once and for all!

*Cocksmoker (singing):

I am King Cocksmoker

I have returned from the dead

I've never felt stronger

I've never felt more alive

I am King Cocksmoker

I have come for the dragon's head

I despise every scale on his body

HAIL TO THE KING...

*Bubba (harsh)

What the fuck is this shit?

I cut off your fucking head after the last battle!

I won't stand for this garbage

Get back in your grave, you fucking COCKSMOKER

GET BACK IN THE GROUND! DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SOUND!

*Dialogue (bridge)

Cocksmoker: I told you at the end of the last album that you hadn't seen the last of King

Cocksmoker, you fucking dumbass...

Dom: I brought the king back from the dead, and by our powers combined, Bubba Supreme

...you will DIE!

Bubba: Just because you killed off all the men, doesn't mean I still don't have an army of sexy

hoes at my brothel. Did you forget how easily I defeated you last time, king? I'll take you

down again with my SLUTS. And don't forget about the LGBTTQQIAAP community... Succubus, you've only

killed off all the STRAIGHT MEN in the realm. You've yet to see my full RAINBOW ARSENAL ...but

trust me you dumb bitches, THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON YOU!