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Well, let me tell you the story of old King Cocksmoker

His pockets are always full, better tell your stock broker

He's the ruler of Cum-a-lot castle and court

With a shit eating grin of an unusual sort

Once a dragon did rule over this sticky land

Then, the dragon left for love and gave it up to this man

Yet the people knew the dragon would return one day

And return he did, to everyone's dismay

Here in Cum-a-lot, it's never good vs evil

No one is ever happy, the world is in upheaval

Some say a dragon is better than a king

While some hate the beast, and that's just the thing

There's no way to keep a dragon gone for long

A dragon lives on the wind and fire is his song

Yeah, there's no way to keep a dragon at bay

Unless your name is Cocksmoker, anyway

With an army at his back and his tyrannical will

The king is ready, he's going in for the kill

So, who will win this battle of heirs?

The people can't decide, if they even care