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Who's this?!

Who's this, rollin' up?!

What's the matter, DAD?

Don't you recognize your own flesh and blood?

No, it can't be. It can't be...

It's me, DAD! It's Bubba Junior!

Yeah, I'm Bubba Junior!

I've CUM of age!

I'm here to join my father in battle

Yeah, here comes BIG BUBBA JUNIOR!

I'm cumming of age

I've got this hoe, that hoe, but...

Duty calls! I must fight alongside my father

Yeah, dad, it's ME...

I ditched mom a long time ago

No worries there

She kept telling me I had to be home at 8

So, I said fuck all that noise!

You can't give me a curfew

You can't keep this magic on lock

*Dialogue:

BS: Hey, son. Did you know that your initials are BJ? HAHAHAHA

BJ: Yeah? Well, your initials are BS, because you're a full of shit deadbeat dad who abandoned me

because you couldn't stand mom.

BS: You think I'm bullshit. THAT'S bullshit, boy. Your mom threw me out and stole you. I never

abandoned you. But we can talk about all this later. Right now we have to kill that dominatrix/

succubus BITCH before she fucks up everything.

*music cuts out

Dom: What's this now? Two mighty dragons? Perhaps the boy would like his penis sucked?

BS: Don't do it, kid. She'll steal your soul!

BJ: I get plenty of ass at home, you dumb bitch. I don't need your misty ass all up in my junk.

Dom: Suit yourself then, darling. COME GET A TASTE...