Blowjob Barrage Lyrics


Get fucked if you think you can dance

Fuck all this shit, this is not romance

Spreading disease across the land

Can't give a handy without fucking hands

Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind

Baby, I know just what you need

Don't worry if you start to bleed

Get fucked if you think you've got a chance

Once again, this is not romance

Had better blowies from my fucking ex

You're a fucking ghost, how can you have sex?!

Get fucked if you think you can dance

Fuck all this shit, this is not romance

Spreading disease across the land

Can't give a handy without fucking hands

Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind

Baby, I know just what you need

Don't worry if you start to bleed

--guitar solo covering verse and chorus riffs--

I've had more tail than Baloo the bear!

TaleSpin, mother fucker, try it if you dare

You fucking think you can blow my mind?

Try it, bitch, if you think you so fine

I got hoes in every area code

Fuck all these sluts with microphones

You got no place and you got no clout

My kingdom bitch, GET THE FUCK OUT

Bubba: Where the fuck did you come from, bitch?

Dom: I come from the land of unborn dragons. Every time you cum, your fiery seed gives me strength.

For, when you ejaculate into nothingness, I absorb the power of your unborn babies...

Now I am manifested into the sexy mist you see before you...

Bubba: What's sexy about a cloud of mist? You don't even have an ass.

Dom: Come a little closer, darling. I will show you the advantages of my noncorporeal form...

Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind

Baby, I know just what you need

Don't worry if you start to bleed