Where is my spine!! I cower in the dirt! Such cute bugs meddle with my ears! I've been here for ages, but the girls still dig! … Into my grave! I'm old but I'm handsome. All they want are my petrified organs!! My ORGANS ARE SCARED!!!! THEY ARE PETRIFIED!!!! SCAREd!!!!! Philosiphy was invented by the ant and treated ill by papyrus. Write with blood on the parchment of my innards! Nevermind, Can't write with blood because blood already exists there.. wait a few more months and I should be a blank canvas! Yeah!