M-a-s-s mass All this talk about gaining mass! I must absorb all calories but I love to bench-press. Oh the plot thickens! The only thing I don't like about the bench press is that benching burns calories. Calories cause mass. No dumpin' cardio. I need to learn to bench without moving. No cardio! No cardio for me! (repeat) M-a-s-s mass Force equals mass times acceleration. That's Newtons second law you dumpin' kids. All force has to do with mass. Gotta learn stuff. Brain gotta get big. Gotta get big. Cant lose mass. No cardio. Gotta be huge. Cant lose mass! No cardio! No cardio for me! (repeat) M-a-s-s mass