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1. My Nokia Phone Has Lasted 15 Years

*talk* Wow this is so intense, could this be a new Dr.B record? Well with that being said guess who’s back baby!?!? *screech* Dr. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

A missed call, I seem to have misplaced my nokia phone

It was a gift from a strange man who said it’ll last one year

YOU MEATHEAD! I’VE HAD THIS PHONE FOR 15 YEARS! I’VE WANTED TO CHANGE MY PLAN SO BAD BUT THIS PHONE WON’T DIE!

This is the last time I’ll ever listen to a sales-bum. America let it be known.

I have to charge this phone 4 times a day to complete one 5 minute call. I’ve had enough when will it just perish!

Give me an android, heck give me an iphone, I never want to see its face again. This will be the last time I receive a missed call from my mom. My redemption is just beyond the horizon.

WHEN WILL IT DIE! I JUST WANT A NEW PHONE!

GIVE ME ONE FOR FREE! JUST LIKE ALL THOSE PROMISED MINUTES!

YOU WASTED BARF-BRAIN! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!

That’s it. I’ve had it. No more nokia phone. I realize this whole time that I could’ve switched to a new phone anytime. So my friends this is the tale of how my nokia phone has lasted 15 years. DON’T LET IT BE YOU! MY NOKIA PHONE IS NOW DEAD!