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I JUST SQUATTED 420 YOU POTHEAD!!

Alright guys, this is the last song. One final rep. Let's get in position boys. Let's squat!

With only 15 minutes til the gym closes, get that bar on your shoulders!

Apply the plates and forget the safety clips. No one has time for safety!

Every girl is staring as you look like you’re seriously taking a dump

Then you go, lifting that measly 420 in the sky!

Get your butt to the ground

Lift with your legs not your back

Head up butt down don't use your back!

The gym's about to close, and you still have 5 reps to go!

The girls are getting bored, don't you want all their numbers!

You already skipped leg day for this, don't give up!

Keep going up and down lifting that 420 in the sky!

I'm not gonna leave you with a guitar solo or anything too bad.

The Doctor is out of here. Great reps today boys and girls.

Let's leave it on a heavy note.

IT'S NOW YOU'RE TURN TO GET JACKED!