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This is not a test

This is not a joke

Everyone has grindberries

This rare fruit hidden in the jungles of the Brutazon Rainforest

Actually poisonous and venomous at the same time

But ye who takes of the fruit will not perish

There is no hidden explanation

No political motivation

Unscratched by the greenhouse effect

I'll crush your little grindberries

So that all the world's metal is mine!

May the world to this day see that Brutacalypse has come

Ultimate Brutality will top the charts

and send the pop-starts to their demise

Give us the grindberries, precious!

I'LL CRUSH THEM ALL!!!!

(Audio clip from an episode: Be there or I'll crush your little grindberries off your...face!)