I Had a Dream There Wasn't a Monster in My Room Lyrics


Midnight approaches

No excessive perspiration on my pillow

No lack of blood

Heartbeat, not irregular

Sunshine, pretty flowers, pouncing rabbits

I'd rather live in this dream, than a world I must shield my eyes from

Suddenly beside me, not an oar but indeed

A fellow creature

Shrieking in agony

Could this be my fault?

Could this be your fault, oh great listener?

You downloaded this album, and you will suffer the consequences

My dreams were so good,

That my reality was jealous

And when I woke up,

Not only was Justin playing on the radio

but the eyes I stared into laying on my pillow

were the eyes of the monster that wasn't in my dreams

Oh he's ripping me to shreds!

Has this monster no merci?

Does this monster not realize what tomorrow brings?

Lo, and behold

I have smitten the beast of reality

Nothing will stop my advancement

This world must realize the danger that impends

Does not compare to the monstrosity

That spews from my iron fist

Oh yee, little monster

Suck it!