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(Spoken) Why is it so bright outside? I swear the hues of the sky never seemed so...wait...WHO TOOK MY SUNGLASSES!!!!

Without my sunglasses, I don't know what true metal is

Without my sunglasses, my guitar will stay down here in drop G

Oh world, spare me your over-zealous sunlight

I'm not talkin about some walmart brand that you'll sit on accidentially

I don't want the ones with pink rims or the ones labeled with "SWAG"

The mighty Brutacalypse neeeds his shades

You know the ones I wear, my ski sunglasses!!!

When will this djent-mare end!!

Bass player are you still there!

Drummer are you all triggered and sampled!

Myself, am I over-produced!!!!!

I will not stop until I see the world in my own eyes

The brightness of the apathetic society we live in

I don't just need these sunglasses for looks

I can get the chicks on my own

But in order to keep my cool

I NEED TO HINDER SUNRAYS!!!

And to keep my political party in shape

And to emphasis my precious hair

I need to hinder sunrays!