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t's a FULLLL METALLLL BEARDDDDDDD!

To all my bearded brethren, forsake not the teachings of the ones who have gone before us.

Rev up those engines baby, LET’S RIDE!

My beard is full

Like the moon, the wolves howl in its glory

My beard is sick

So many prickles, sharp quills of neo-toxins

My beard its heavy

Sandbags weigh nothing, my head held up high

My beard it speaks

Back talk the doctor, you get a WALLOP OF PAIN!!!

My beard prophesied

All naked chins will bow

My beard speaks forth

Let the nations be re-scruffed

It thinks on its own! It needs no master.

The burden is heavy, the chicks still dig.

Metal is the origin, raised in titanium

This full metal beard totally rocks!

Oh mighty beard go forth!

Deliver us from the 5-blade monsters of old!

May not a single blade fall upon thy face

Raise your beards! Fight the blade!

DEATHHHHHHH TO ALL TRIMMERRRRSSSS!!

DEATHHHHHHH TO GILLETE!!!!