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Ran out of food stamps

Government consolidated

Ran to get the mail

Pulled out a big letter

It was from congress

Specifically to me

Telling me to get a job

Or to just eat my computer

EAT YOUR COMPUTER!!!

EAT YOUR COMPUTER!!!

If you find yourself in a rut and need a way out

JUST EAT IT!

Was laid off yesterday

Without a reason why

I went home and wrote a letter

On how I was to die

The good angel on my shoulder

Says that this too shall pass

But the devil on my other one

Says wimp! Just eat your computer

EAT YOUR COMPUTER!!!

EAT YOUR COMPUTER!!!

If you find yourself in a rut and need a way out

JUST EAT IT!

Technology will be the fall man they say

Well if that’s the case, let it fall into my esophagus!

EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!