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CHECK OUT MY BICEPS!!

It's about to get heavy!

Need more weight!!!!

5 am in the morning

You choose to get up betraying your sleep

Starring deep in your closet

You notice all you have are bro-tanks

But your arms are still flabby

Because you are still a fatty

You are ashamed to wear such a garment

Get in the gym and make things right!

BRO-TANK!!! Show off those hard earned gains!

BRO-TANK!!! All the girls ever want are the gains!

You start the day off with 50's

But your bro-tank rips into a cut-off

The police came by and gave you a warning

Saying get a license for those guns

Lay off you dumpers I got a license

And right now my ammo is maxed

So get the dump off my bench-press

And pay pilgrimage to the bro-tank!

Circle pit! Everyone get up! Run around the track! argh!

Bro-tanks will always keep you cool

All the girls will come and drool

I swear this album is not gender biased

Girls you can get the guys too

Everyday you better lift

Or your biceps will start to sift

Into mashed potato arms!

Get a bro tank!!!!