ATTENTION!!!! All you Earth dwellers and citizens of America Prepare to face the true meaning of ultimate brutality Become perplexed as this album disjoints your legs and remove your arms So much so that you'll have to go find them Don't let your parents convince you you're too young for this level of chaos I have come to proclaim to you all that brutality has come This is not the time for video games Quit your job and move back with your mother America's true motto will be GIVE ME METAL OR GIVE ME DEATH So I need to see all of you, young and old, when you hear the three rim-shots, signaling the start of the next song, that you will make the biggest flap-jackin' circle pit and punch your neighbor as yourself. Here we go!!!!