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STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!

I don’t need your constant reminder

That if I’m not home by 6, dinner will be cold

I am 22 freaking years old, I have my own life to live

I love you mom and everything but seriously can’t you get the hint?

I can’t go one hour without receiving 11 missed calls

It’s days like these where I just wanna chuck my Nokia phone!

Don’t you realize that I could be on business calls?

Lunch break? Training new employees or just flat out taking a dump!?

I will always be home in time you can count on that

Just stop calling me! My Nokia phone has low battery!

So with this I say farewell for now

I will always be home in time you can count on that

I now have to recharge my phone

Don’t try and call me, we’ll rendezvous at the house

Perhaps I’ll never understand what it’s like to be a mom

And maybe there’ll be no way for my request to be granted

But peace will coincide if you just follow this simple rule

DON’T CALL ME AGAIN!