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500 years of hairsplitting

No closer to the truth

Abandoned reading

The source of all your proof

No complications

All eyes look to thee

The congregation

Only agrees

For centuries

We’ve tried to reform the reformed

We’ve failed disasterously

At every effort to conform

500 years later

We seek to suppress

Instead of love thy neighbor

We’ve chosen to oppress

Those he died to save

Include us too

What we send to Hell

Condemns us too…

1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4!

You are full of life

You are full of energy

Independent

Not even at puberty

But you’re not there yet

So before you go

There’s one thing

You have to know

YOU HAVE GOT TO BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH