Ziltoid! Ziltoid, Ziltoid! Ziltoid, the Omniscient! Ziltoid, Ziltoid! Ziltoid! Yes, the Omniscient! Ziltoid: Greetings, humans. I'm Ziltoid, the omniscient. I've come far from across the omniverse. You shall fetch me, your universe's ultimate cup of coffee: black. You have five Earth minutes! Make it perfect!