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Ziltoid

(Over the Huge Loudspeakers):

People of Earth!

We are your Ziltodian Overlords.

Resistance is futile!

Ziltoid:

Ziltoidia attacks!

Ships are in the sky!

Everything goes rushing past,

And you know the reason why!

Bow down!

Bow now!

You give us a coffee!

You give us a coffee!

You give us a Wop-bam-boom!

Ziltoidia attacks!

Ships are in the sky!

Colder than a robot mind,

and you know the reason why!

You better believe we'll destroy the Earth!

You get up, you get up, you get up, get down!

And you better, you better, you better believe it!

We're coming to your town!

We're coming to your town!

and you better, you better,

you better, you better believe it!

Ziltoidia attacks!

Ships are in the air!

Everything goes rushing by,

we're in your atmosphere!

Ziltoidia attacks!

Novacene anywhere!

You better believe he's heaven sent!

Over the huge loudspeakers:

We present to you, Ziltoid the Omniscient!

Ziltoid starts playing his guitar solo,

dressed in the finest pleather,

wearing his royal trousers.

If he can impress the humans enough,

they will surely hand over their finest coffee,

and he can go back in time and present himself to all cultures,

throughout the universe as the ultimate rock star.

Ziltoid:

Check this out!

Simple!

I am the greatest guitar player ever to have lived!

I am Ziltoid!

You better believe we'll destroy the Earth!

We can't help, we can't help, we can't help it now!

And you better, you better, you better believe it!

We're coming to your town!

We're coming to your town!

and you better, you better,

you better, you better believe it!

Ziltoidia attacks!

Ships are in the air!

Everything goes rushing by,

we're in your atmosphere!

Ziltoidia attacks!

Novacene anywhere!

You better believe he's heaven sent!

We're in your atmosphere!

You better, you better, you better believe it!

You better believe it humans!

Do you know what?

You better, you better, you better believe it!

You better believe!