So Ziltoid came to Earth, presenting himself as a golden rock God, and people everywhere were enthralled by his crazy music, and massive space goings-ons. While he was giving his fabulous concert however, several Earthlings snuck into a space pod and have blasted off into space, with hopes of finding an entity stronger than Ziltoid to show him up. Narrator: "Now, being hailed as the ultimate fourth dimensional guitar hero, Ziltoid feels confident in his complete victory. But Captain Spectacular has seen through Ziltoid's facade, and now sets out to expose Ziltoid for what he really is: a nerd. We now join Captain Spectacular, as he introspectively gazes out of his starship window, on his way to find the fifth dimensional Nebulowe-nine. (A hive mind intelligence that could save the humans, from Ziltoid and his nutso music). Captain Spectacular: Did you know that time, is not a straight line? Everything that you learn! Now it's gone, gone away. You take your time, if you choose you'll burn. Everything that you were! Now it's gone, gone away. Yeah it's gone, gone away. The Crew: Yeah it's gone, gone away. Captain Spectacular: Gone, and the world is gone! And we find there's no one, that's waiting for the light to come. And we are on our own! And we find there's no one, that's waiting for the light to call. The Crew: And we are on our own! And we find there's no one, that's waiting for the light to call. Captain Spectacular: I must rise! I must find a way! For this, Ziltoid must surely pay! My fellow humans! I, Captain Spectacular, hereby give my good word! Yeah it's gone, gone away! Yeah it's gone, gone away! Yeah it's gone! Solar wind blows, through my unconscionable mind. Solar wind blows, through my unconscionable mind. Say it again, say it again! Words are used for weapons! Say it again and again and again... At this point Ziltoid spots Captain Spectacular's Ship, the "Goodship Lollypoop", on his radar and begins to song to himself. Ziltoid: Hey, don't let her down! You've let her into my world! Hey, you'll never learn! You've let her into my mind! Hold the soul, the solar winds blowing cold. Hey, you'll never learn! You've let her into my world! Sew the makings of your untold. The solar winds, the solar winds blowing cold. Lieutenant Squiggles: Commander Ziltoid, permission to speak! Ziltoid: Granted... Lieutenant Squiggles: It appears as if Captain Spectacular and the remaining humans, have set a course to the benevolent hive mind 9! Ziltoid: Indeed! Come to me, you know I'm right. Come to me into the night. Knowing we are right behind the solar winds. The solar winds blowing cold! Ziltoid then assembles a small crew of ghoulish space monkeys, and blasts off into the still void of space to capture Captain Spectacular. He fears that if the humans find the truth about his existence of Nebulowenine, he will no longer be considered the cool-ass rock God he's pretending to be. But rather the disgusting nerd he truly is. He begins to chase down Captain Spectacular through a wormhole, deep in the outer rim... Ziltoid: After them! Captain Spectacular: He's gaining on us! Hyperdrive, put it in hyperdrive! Ensign Scoopy: Commander Ziltoid, the humans are no longer on our radar! Ziltoid: What? Curses, they must have jumped into hyperdrive. Phooey! And double phooey! Until we meet again commander...