Captain Spectacular and the intrepid fleet of forward-thinking humans, leaps through the wormhole at the far end of the deep field, and approach a hazy form in the middle of a starless part of the universe. The haze becomes apparent to Captain Spectacular as the hive mind intelligence, from the 5th dimension, known in human speak as “Nebulowanine”, a vast, benevolent intellect that hopefully will be able to show Ziltoid, that the goal in his existence should not be utilizing, his 4th dimensional space-time attributes for the sake of satiating his massive ego. Captain Spectacular summons Nebulowanine... Captain Spectacular: “Oh iridescent, benevolent hive mind intelligence, I am Captain Spectacular, and I represent a colony of carbon-based life many wormholes away, from a small planet called Earth. As three-dimensional beings, our population was taken into mental slavery, by the 4th dimensional doofus, Ziltoid. This Ziltoid considers himself “Omniscient,” but you being one dimension higher, maybe you could reason with him. He just wants to be a rock star, and my fellow humans are so impressed, by his “time traveling” party tricks that they are letting him take over. I know that you have no vested interest in the struggle, but I figure that, hey, maybe our coming here is reason enough, for you to reason with him. He is following us here because he feels threatened, by your besting him in the dimension game. He thinks if the rest of humanity knew about you, they'd call him out as just being a big scaly goof." N9 Monks: Nebulowanine! Nebulowanine! Nebulowanine! Nine, Nine! Nine, Nine! Nine, Nine! Nebulowanine: Say to me eternally. Explain to me infinity. N9 Monks from the corner of the 729 light year wide hive mind mass (with immense mouths and iridescent light emitting from them). N9 Monks: Nebulowanine! Nebulowanine! Nebulowanine! Nine, Nine! Nine, Nine! Nine, Nine! Nebulowanine: Stay with me, eternally. Explain to me infinity. So calm, yet so volantile, yet so powerful! At this point, N9 shows Ziltoid the most beautiful thing Ziltoid can possibly imagine, and Ziltoid is momentarily stunned, baffled, and has a Ziltoidian epiphany (which involves blubbering and heavy flatulence). N9 and Ziltoid: It's so beautiful, so beautiful. Yet so vulnerable. I guess it's alright, it's alright. Ziltoid (snapping out of his momentary daze...): Yes, a delightful little theorem, but I do believe it is one's own best interests, to try a little bit of everything... Ziltoid: You have not seen the last of me! You have not seen the last of Ziltoid!