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The world’s on fire

And I can’t get my arse out of bed

The world is on fire

There’s smoke all around my head

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……

The oceans are rising

And I can’t do a thing about that

So it’s hardly surprising

I built an ark for me and my sleek black cat

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……

Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light

But that’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot

Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod, you can like it or not

I’m guessing not

What was I thinking about when I crashed last night……

Oh yes, turn off the gas and don’t forget to switch off the light

That’s all right coz I’m a lazy sod and I’m hot, so hot

Don’t mind me coz I’m a lazy sod,

Whether you like it, like it or not

And I’m guessing not

Soooo what