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Breaker of wind, plugger of toilets, where do I begin

I know I'll be rotting in hell, if shitting was a sin

You all know me, i take a shit, as much and as fast as I can

And when I'm done I reach on down and pick it up with my hand

Into my mouth that turd will go, swallowing as I smile

This is where I come to eat, I'll be back in a while

Reaching down for my cock, I thrust it in the air

Vomits coming what's the rush, there's semen flying everywhere

I ejaculate in the stall, making a mess and then eating it all

I"m shitting out my insides, just to eat them again

And when I'm done eating my shit, I'll eat the shit of a friend

I like it when they're brown, they're easier going down

I shit and then I eat some more, I'm the rough plumbing inspector

I take no lunch breaks, my meals come from my back door

I give a shit, two or three times a day, my boss has no complaints

I work but don't get paid