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The shitstorm is coming, you all better steer clear

The pepto stock is depleted, medicine behind the mirror

Down in the dumps, prepaid at the methane pumps

Regular, super, or premium, ripping ass was never this much fun

Nothing matters, it's under my skin

When the shit splatters, home sweet diaper bin

I live my life down in the dumps, I spent my time down in the dumps

The shit will fly down in the dumps yeah!!!

High off methane, in love with your pain

The length of your life, stops when it's toilet time

No need to clean, there's shit thrown everywhere

No need to wash, I love my dirty underwear

No need to wipe, my dinner begins to smear

Rippage you can!