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Well let's just see what we have here

According to my list you've been bad this year

It says you stole some money from your mom's purse

Now it's my job to mark you as cursed

Not talking about stockings filled with coal

I got something more troubling knocking at your door

Down the chimney I go

And I'll greet you with my battle cry (HO HO HO)

It's nothing personal

But still I have to carry out your sentence

Your life will change when I arrange

Your unquestionable presents

I'll deck the halls with some hair from my balls

I'm gonna make my presence known

I'll give you everything that you might need

To turn this house into a home

I changed the language on your phone to Mandarin Chinese

I smacked your dog upside the head with a fist full of fleas

I took a squat over your pot of morning coffee

I administered your sister my HPV

Down the chimney I go

And I'll greet you with my battle cry (HO HO HO)

It's nothing personal

But still I have to carry out your sentence

Your life will change when I arrange

Your unquestionable presents