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I was down by the pond sucking on slime

When I felt something grabbing me from behind

I turned around to look and see who had felt the need to bother me

But a set of puckered human lips were all I could see

My limbs started to contort

My warted flesh was peeling from my bones

My body was expanding, assuming its new form

I felt my shape was shifting to a human from a toad

As I looked down at my open palms

For the first time

I couldn't help but stop to think

For jerking off these will do just fine

Since that kiss turned me into a human I see life differently

Now I need a job to pay my bills and I aim when I go pee

I feel the need to clothe myself when I'm walking down the street

And I know no matter what I do, someday I'm gonna die