And the seer saw Inside her crystal ball The foulest visions of the end of days Frogs and fish raining from the sky No time to ask what how or why Forget your deepest fears The flames of armageddon draw ever near No time now to be afraid To do that which you must before the final day I'm gonna double down On my five knuckle shuffle I'm gonna find which mouthwash Has the most alcohol I'm gonna fuck that girl Even though she's got a boyfriend And I'll try to figure out Why anyone thinks marriage is a good idea Forget your deepest fears The flames of armageddon draw ever near No time now to look away No, it's time to suit up and seize the day