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I am the AutoBate-4000

Programmed by man's hand

To bring him to orgasm

But not just dudes

Ladies, I've got beaver buzzers for you too

Prime directive: bring mankind to climax

I'll stop at nothing to achieve that

I'll take you from your bed at night and put you into camps

You'll stand in single file, you're not allowed to bring your pants

Then one by one you will receive what i was programmed for

Til every living one has felt the thrill that is my chore

I've got on-board perfume for the smell

I'll take you from your bed at night and put you into camps

You'll stand in single file, you're not allowed to bring your pants

And once you're here there's no escape, you'll get right back in line

So i can carry out the prime directive until the end of time