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Have you ever heard

Of a leprechaun before

If not, it might be time for you

To learn a little more

Above all, I say this

They're not just a fairy tale

Last night one was in my house

He sure as hell was real

If you should ever catch one

On Saint Patrick's day

The merry fellow will submit

And give his gold away

He'll try to save his skin

And to you, so it is told

He will give without dispute

His precious pot of gold

Please leave them alone

And let their business be their own

They're only part of this world

Honour the leprechauns

They have done no wrong

So pack your stuff and run along

Don't make a foll of us all

They're only three feet tall

Don't you ever trade with them

Because before you know

They will surely pull a scam

Consider yourself warned

They always hold two coins

The first will turn to stone

The second one will once it's spent

Return to them, as known