---

You stole my heart

That's grand larceny

You killed my love

In the first degree

Your deadly lipstick

Your lethal smile

I'll call up the F.B.I.

We'll put you on file

I'm sitting home, screams in my head

This is where, you shot me dead

I'm hanging round

The scene of the crime

Sirens sound

The scene of the crime

Call the police

An ambulance too

Call in the National Guard

Guard me from you

They'll put out an A.P.B.

Evidence is here

The tearstains prove

The pictures clear

Chorus

They're fingerprinting

They'll catch you yet

Call in Joe Friday

A real dragnet