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Dry your eyes

Hold you with two fingers in your tiny microphone

Mascara runs, blot the saline mixture with a ball of tissue paper

Manicure so perfect

Ten identical wings for you to choose from

Such a savior, such a saint

Jesus said to me, "What if that were you?"

Flies eating on you. So many fools

This is your one stop savior shop

Send you checks

We need a new church

Donate, God wants you to

He told me. Go to work, donate your money, too

Send it. we need a new church

I need a few things

Look at my new car

Send me  your money

Look at my new rings

Donate. All of you, give it all to me

I want your money. Donate.

Donate your money, give it to me

Now get on your knees and worship me

What a profession

Such a savior, such a saint