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Rehoboam was the king of Judah (And what a king he was)

The son of Solomon (Like father like son)

Having all the lovers that he did (All of us lovers)

Life must have been rough (But then again he likes it rough)

Rehoboam had eighteen wives (Eighteen wives)

And sixty concubines (And sixty concubines)

I wonder how he found the time (He’s a busy, busy boy)

To keep them all satisfied (Keeping us satisfied)

Sixty Mistresses?

Man, how’d you keep them all straight Rey?

Must’ve have a great pick up line

Yeah, that’s my buddy Rey

Come here big boy

By the time all his mating (With all of us playmates)

And baby making was done (Man, that man could procreate)

He fathered sixty daughters (There were women everywhere)

And twenty eight sons (And some males here and there)

Rey married one of his cousins (Ooh la lah)

But Maacah was his favorite wife (He really loved Maacah)

She bore his favorite son Abijah (Like father, like son)

Who gained the throne when Rehoboam died (When Rey died, we cried)

Your cousin, huh?

Hmmm. I don’t know Rey

King Rehoboam

Rehoboam, King Rehoboam

King Rehoboam

The playboy king

Rey, Rey, he’s our man

He gives love like no one can

Rey, Rey, he rules the land

All us women in the palm of his hand

Rey, Rey, he’s our king

We love it when he does his thing

Seventy-eight women, eighty-eight kids

If he’s not a man then no one is

Rey, you’re looking tired, man

Been getting enough sleep lately?

Playboy King Rehoboam

Playboy King

Playboy King Rehoboam

Playboy, playboy

The playboy king

Rehoboam

Oh Rey, stop it