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Several sheets to the wind, first night out of jail

Spirits grasp my liver tight, bladder full of ale

When I get a little drunk I become unhinged

I will disgrace your resting place and piss my sweet revenge

Vision's blurred, speech is slurred, I stagger to your grave

Vomit on your epitaph, insult your family name

Dick in hand, targets locked, I aim to settle scores

Disrespect your worthless life and let the hatred pour

I have a lot of air to clear, I brought some beer along

I intend to drink all night so I can pee till dawn

Golden stream slowly creeps through your burial plot

It trickles on your putrid face and fills your coffin box

Vengeful ire growing strong, balance growing weak

About to burst, I scream and curse, stumble when I leak

I linger at your muddy tomb, I puke and urinate

I debase your monument, your sacred dirt I taint

I didn't come to pay respects, I came to desecrate

I ridicule the sleeping dead, I manifest my hate

Hammer swings, fragments fly, gravestone smashed to bits

Satisfied, I leave your corpse to marinate in piss