Think that I've become incurable A stool with a skirt could be possible Let me proceed I am hot as hell Don't go away jolie Mademoiselle Let yourself go Go down below You won't have this honour everyday She walked away, found me laughable My technique must be improvable Someone find me a charisma dealer An easy method of delicate humour Rotten luck Lost again Another night With Mr. Hand In the end Nobody goes unfucked but me (Fuck me I'm famous) Everyone gets a ride for free but me (Fuck me I'm famous) You can't hurry love no you just have to wait But waiting for thirty years seems OK (I'm with the band) Nobody gets unfucked but me "Man turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women... and men." Threatening would be unforgivable Drugging would be a poor spectacle Though the beast is howling to be fed Ain't got many choices to fill my bed Let yourself go Go down below You won't have this honour everyday This time it seemed to be feasible She smiled and said I was edible While undressing she swore she loved our songs So I showed her all my bass licks all night long Stuck up bitch She went away What's wrong with the girls today? In the end Nobody goes unfucked but me (Fuck me I'm famous) Everyone gets a ride for free but me (Fuck me I'm famous) You can't hurry love no you just have to wait But waiting for thirty years seems OK (Where is my share?) Nobody gets unfucked but me "The chase is better than the catch." The chase is better than the catch But catching nothing gets boring Everyone gets a ride for free but me Ain't I Fuckable?