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In the outer sphere of the cosmic realm

Lives the keeper of the Astral Inn

Spends his days preparing your room

Contemplating ways to seal your doom

The stage is set, soon the play will begin

Your choice of room is your choice sin

You’ve got a room,

At the Astral Inn you can spend the day

Exploring colors in such a wild array

At the Astral Inn now you took the chance

Now you can flirt with death

such a wild romance

Now I’ve given you the keys to your room

With cable TV and as warm as womb

I fluffed a pillow for your drunken head

Just lay there still and pretend you’re dead

And when the walls come to life

As sure as the blade of my knife

You’ve got room,

At the Astral Inn we will show you how

Even give you strength take a bow,

At the Astral Inn, since you took the dare

If you don’t leave then you don’t scare

Skeletons dancing around your bed

Demons they tear at your mind

With all the pounding inside your head

You know that you’re at the Astral Inn

Doors always seem to lead inside

They won’t let you go

Even if you tear them down

There’s no one to hear your screams

Could this happen in your wildest of dreams

Things are as bad always seem

At the Astral Inn, run but you can’t hide

And there’s no turning back

The Astral Inn, has been closed for years

There’s a sign out front says property for sale

Only your blood can pay your bail

If the keeper decides you’ve had enough

And you prove to be tougher than tough

You can leave if you promise then

To leave that room, choice of sin

And never, come back, to the Astral Inn