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Well let me introduce myself, I am a righteous man.

And this establishment will benefit, from having me around.

Now listen son, we have some rules

And standards must be met.

We have watched, now and then,

From the path you may have strayed.

I’ve read the scriptures and lived my life, true to every line,

Now I don’t need to beg forgiveness, cos, I’m a pious man.

Maybe you should take some time,

And think about what you have done.

So heed my advice, there is no hurry,

and do a stretch in Purgatory.

Lordy, Lordy, Hallelujah, lets all worship our father above,

Cos I want a piece of Heavens free love.

Fuck I’m Hell bound

There must be some way I can make amends, For all the shit I’ve done.

I will prostrate myself, and submit to all your desires

Now sorry son its time to face some facts,

there’s nothing you can do for me,

You useless piece of shit.