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the time has come to show the world

the greatest shot, best of 'em all

the pose is right, the smile is ace

let the bullets fly through your face

shotgun selfie changed your mind!

both barrels fully loaded to guarantee the result

those are the only things in this world you can trust

prepare your shiny teeth for the final highlight

you sick, unspeakable product of modern disgust

suddenly your head has a new meaning!

now you lie there in the porch without your stupid head

your brains splattered all over the bloody flowerbed

your looks can't be recovered with any application

brutal shotgun selfie caused facial annihilation