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12,000 years have passed

Year 2012

An expedition

To the northern core

A block of ice

Centuries old

Found deep within

The catacombs

Frozen inside

Doctors would find

A preserved beast

Lies undeceased

Taken to a lab

To safely melt this slab

That's when things turned bad

Weedspawn, Weedspawn

As the block of ice was thawed

It revealed not what we thought

Prehistoric mighty god

Unfamiliar hulking pot

Using lasers, intense heat

It's awoken from its sleep

Incarcerating frigid cage

Finally broken in our age

Aged

Terror reintroduced to our planet

Horror, doctors run away in panic

Killing, ingested by this weedy mutant

Nothing is safe from this pot-pollutant

Scientists snatched up

By its massive plant claws

And then split in two

Torso removed

Fatal suspense

In deadly cold

Unreal events

Now unfold

To satiate

Eternal hate

With vengeance sworn Weedspawn reborn

Weedspawn, Weedspawn

As the block of ice was thawed

It revealed not what we thought

Prehistoric mighty god

Unfamiliar hulking pot

Using lasers, intense heat

It's awoken from its sleep

Incarcerating frigid cage

Finally awoken in our age

Now we've awoken the Weedspawn's rage!