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Part 1

Beyond the reach

Of our modern day carefree living

In complete isolation

Lived a family of sick backwoods cretins

Drug induced retardation

They had no money for fertilizer

To use to feed their precious plants

That's when this story gets absurd....

A strange urban legend started to spread

In the nearby town, the rumors said

There was a hidden field of

Pot in the woods

But bad things happen if you are caught

From wisdom to baked

From wisdom to baked

Three more teenagers decided to try

They couldn't have known

how gruesomely they'd die

From wisdom to baked

From wisdom to baked

Their plan was simple

It was going to be fun

It would be a big mistake

A nightmare that has only just begun

They started to loose track of time

The car had been left behind

Directions were getting crisscrossed

It sunk in that they were starting to get lost

Getting tired and frustrated,

they'd had enough

Setting up a campsite to spend the night

Alone, the batteries were

dead in their cellphones

Everyone was worried,

they just wanted to go home

Solo: Brent Purgason

From wisdom to baked

From wisdom to baked

The night was dark and they were terrified

They had the feeling

that something wasn't right

From wisdom to baked

From wisdom to baked

No one inside the tent would ever see

That they were being surrounded by

hillbillies