Call the Paramedics - Tell Your Girlfriend's Tits to Stop Staring at My Eyes Lyrics


They keep winking this way

So I aim to please

Wish tits didn't come in pairs

But in threes

Breast starin' at me

From across the room

Evil eye double D tits of doom

Not my fault

Reach out and squeeze

Titty inspector is my expertise

Cleavage explosion

Her shirts about to erupt

Her enormous cans

Are fuckin' eying me up