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I met a girl, it was Christmas Eve

I tried so hard to get her to leave

She spoke to me with an open mouth

Just right then I had no doubt she was a...

[Chorus]

Braindead woman, what did she said?

Braindead woman, out of my way

Braindead woman, she don't understand

Braindead woman, back of my hand

Got one purpose, it's so clear

Get her drunk with just one beer

Look so good, it's such a shame

Tell me what happened to her brain

Just not blondes who act this way

Chicks like this they have a way

Of making smart girls seems so bad

The best fuck that I ever had was a...

[Repeat Chorus]

Braindead woman!

[Solo: Dave]

Don't you let her speak her mind

Nothing worthy you will find

Braindead woman, go to school

Don't waste my time with that you fool

Even though you are this way

And I hate every word you say

Braindead woman you're my love

The only girl I'm thinking of

[Repeat Chorus]

Braindead woman!