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Gargantuan turd that was painful to drop

A burning sensation, more solid than slop

A brick of shit turned my sphincter to mush

I hope to God that this thing will flush

The throne is clogged and no plunger in view

The water is filling what the fuck do I do?

Think on my feet, and try something new

Clench my fist and start punching the poo

Punch the shit and break it to pieces

Punch the shit and throw down with my faeces

Punch the shit until the toilet will flush

Punch the shit into dirty brown slush

I've punched the shit into oblivion

I'm the winner, I am victorious

But what is this? The shit is reforming

A giant Golgothian, a demon of shit

I ready my fists for the punishment that is due

My life has come to this, fighting demon poo

He charges hard and I unleash my faecal bombardment

Back to the shit realm, back to Hell he's sent